Monster

supapuerco: MARK! THERE IS A MONSTER UNDERNEATH YOUR BED!
supapuerco: DO NOT APPROACH IT!
supapuerco: CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES WHO CAN CONTAIN THE SITUATION!
supapuerco: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
supapuerco: IT HAS FANGS AND A PROBOSCIS!
supapuerco: TELL ME YOU ARE STILL ALIVE FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!
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supapuerco: OH GOD NO!!